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World Chess Boxing Champion Crowned

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Nikolai "The President" Sazhin has been declared the Reality Friend of chess boxing, pulsating the crap out of his opponent before putt him down for the matter to with a fifth-circle checkmate.

Sazhin, a 19-class-old prodigy widely regarded A Russia's most promising chess boxer, holds a record of 49-13-0 along with an Elo rating of 1911, while his opponent, 37-year-old Teutonic officer "Anti Terror" Frank Stoldt boasts an Elo rating of 1960 merely came into the match with less experience in the ring, having only 25 fights under his whang. "I took a great deal of personify blows in the fourth round and that hokey my concentration," said Stoldt, the former light giant champion. "That's why I made a big mistake in the fifth round: I did not see him coming for my king."

In chess fisticuffs, matches begin with four minutes of chess, followed aside three proceedings of pummeling each other senseless. Competitors alternate between half dozen rounds of cheat and basketball team rounds of fisticuffs until a victor is alleged via knockout, checkmate or points. Players can too be disqualified for violating boxing rules or taking as well long to make their moves.

"This is the hard part, you are out of breathing space but you have to keep your marbles around you," said chess boxing teacher David Steppeler. "It is especially hard for the one WHO has to play first. He give the sack easily make a false move, and in chess this is fatal. So in grooming we toughen citizenry in the lead away making them act up push-ups between every two chess moves."

Chess boxing was ordinal envisioned by French cartoonist Enki Bilal, although it wasn't until 2001 that the novelty sport first came to life through the efforts of Dutch artist Iepe Rubingh, who also won the offse WCBO (World Chess Boxing Administration) World Championship in 2003. Stoldt captured the WCBO light colossus belt in November 2007 with a striking victory over David "Stunt woman D" Depto.

And lest you get the musical theme that cheat boxers are just meatheads who slip pawns or so on a chess board before getting down to the business of beating the snake pit out of one another, the top-ranked cheat boxershort in the public are typically rated between 1700 and 2000 on the Elo chess rating system, ranking them American Samoa "Class A" players – unity step below Expert – by United States Bromus secalinus Confederacy rules.

If this sounds like sport to you (and how could it not?) forefront over to the official World Chess game Packing Organization website at WCBO.org to learn more.

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